One of These Things Is Not Like the Other.

Dear Best Friends,

I am tall. I love my super height because I can reach things that other people can't even see. About once a day one of my 8th graders asks me how tall I am. Six feet tall. OR 5 ft. 12 inches if I want to keep them on their toes. Literally and figuratively.


I know that sometimes I look taller in pictures. But that's okay; I'm used to sticking out on the end or being the top of a pyramid in the middle. But if I squat a little on the end, it does not make sense for you to do the sorority squat too. It just makes everything worse. (See above).


Photos where we are both sitting are always okay, like this one at Bahama Bob's. Or if we are standing we should use stairs or all just suck it up and stand up tall because we are pretty. At however many inches God gave us. NO MORE sorority squat. Promise?

Goodbye Orange Beach, Alabama. Thanks for hosting me and five of my besties.


Love,
Your BFF Victoria