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Tara: Hey. Do you want to go on a dolphin boat ride?
Me: Yes. Duh. How much?
Tara: $12 a person, and we can bring our own drinks.
Me: Done.


Erica: That is a BIG bird.
Tara: Go stand next to it, Kate.
Kate: Okay.
*Author's note: Kate didn't get attacked. After she chased the heron to the end of the pier, he flew away. Poor bird.


Erica: How do you feel about the boat ride Abbey?
Abbey: I LOVE BOATS. I go on a boat ride in every city I go to! I love boat rides. When I was in Prague, I went on two boat rides. We went on a boat ride for my birthday too in DC...
Me (interrupting): I know. So do the readers of my blog.


Me: Kate, why do you have so much KU gear?
Kate: Because I went to law school there. Don't you have George Mason clothing?
Me: Yeah, one sweatshirt. My grandma thinks it looks raggedy. What are you wearing for the big Sunflower Showdown in two weeks?
Kate: I always wear the visiting team.
Me: Traitor.


Flipper: Dumb tourists. All I have to do is jump like three feet out of the wake, and they all cheer.


Flipper: Why do those sorority girls keep talking about Brian the whale? Didn't they notice they that they were on a dolphin tour?
Me: Shut up, dolphin. We're allowed a few inside jokes.


Me: I hope that the deckhand takes a good group picture.
Erica: I'm freezing. And I need to use the restroom.
Kate: I think my beer is getting empty.
Tara: I'm a good trip planner. Dolphins guaranteed!
Nanette: Good thing I repacked the cooler with more drinks.
Abbey: I'm on a BOAT!